Learn To Be Latina

“Outrageously funny!" —Star Tribune

By Enrique Urueta
Directed by Mark Valdez
April 20–May 13, 2012

The politics of ethnic and sexual identity take center stage in comic playwright Enrique Urueta’s Learn To Be Latina, winner of the national Great Gay Play Contest. Mercilessly off-color, the show offers a riotous take on cultural appropriation—and what makes a pop culture star.

The aspiring Hanan is hot, but FAD Records thinks she’s unmarketable because she’s Lebanese. But if the budding diva can learn to think, sound, and act like the next J.Lo, FAD reasons she can “keep the West and forget the rest.” Desperate for fame, Hanan surrenders her ethnic identity for Latin pop stardom in this satirical rags-to-riches allegory. Replete with a dominatrix ethnic consultant, a scene-stealing bilingual hand puppet, and wild song and dance numbers, Learn To Be Latina is ultimately a coming out tale with heart.

Let's just thank our lucky stars that the talent in Learn To Be Latina is head and shoulders above these auditions we caught on tape.

Learn To Be Latina reviews:
"An outrageously funny 'Latina'" – Star Tribune
"'Latina' filled with absurdity" – Pioneer Press/TwinCities.com
"... throws political correctness out the window ..." – AisleSay.com
"... demented ..." – HowWasTheShow.com